Join Père Ubu in the
Order of the Sacred Veil of Miranda.
Are you a Jew? Yes No
Are you planning on converting to
Do you attend Mass at least once a week
on Sunday? Yes No
Do you worship the Devil in drunkun
sex-soaked orgies? Yes No
Are you able live without sex with
women? Yes No
If no please specify a time frame for
how long: Within
Are you willing to travel anywhere in the world?
Preferred region of the world for travel:
Europe South America
Amsterdam Las Vegas Anywhere except
Do you have any children?
Yes NoMaybe, who
Do you know how to dance the Macarena? Yes No
Do you spend money on drugs?
If so, how much per year?
Have you ever been arrested for a
primarily attracted to communities that are
mainly devoted to (click one):
Moonlight walks on the
beach and romantic dinners at fancy restaurants
How do you describe Père Ubu:
[Your answers to the following
questions will help us serve you better:]
What size monastery you feel you are best suited
Is it essential for you that the monks wear
Would you be willing to give all your money to Père Ubu?
For the sake of graciously serving Christ, His
Church, and His people, it is the mission of Père
Ubu to replenish every Roman Catholic religious community
and diocese in the world. By filling out this application
you are stating that you are open to participation in the
fulfillment of this mission.